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De fiecare data cand ma uit prin lista mea de mes ma uit si la statusuri si de fiecare data ma amuz,de exemplu am vazut un status prea ciudat :((

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Sau

Daca ai capul de lemn, intretine-l cu pronto :D

daca mai stiti statusuri penale postatile aici.

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"Tosa maine vi cu tigara eu vin cu cafeaua :)) Ronaldo vine cu o femeie" :))

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"colo sus in cimitir stau mormintele in sir daca faci misto de mine fac un loc si pentru tine."

 

ieri lam vazut la cineva

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Sry de double post "eXtr1ke : Bula , Bula : Da? , eXtr1ke : Cat e ceasu ? , Bula : 21:53 , eXtr1ke : Ce ceas aveti ? , Bula : German , eXtr1ke : Acolo cat e ceasu ? , Bula : nush , eXtr1ke : aveti frati ? , Bula : da , eXtr1ke : la ei cat e ceasu ?" OMG :))

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daca vreti conversatii de pe mes...

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sweet girl: am auzit de tine ....

Sha

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Haideti si de la mine fara numar :

"Baiatul fara gagica E ca lampa fara sticla Iar fata fara gagic E ca graul fara spic"

"incerc sa ascund calvaru numit depresie si zambesc fals doar ptr buna impresie...:)):|"

"Ehu' nu [email protected] .... ehu' nu fumez.... pff :)) .... i-ar [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]@ in bere"

Citatele sunt 100% adevarate, asa le aveau la statu exact asa :X am murit de ras.

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"Roncea : Alo?

Bondu : Roncea?

Roncea : Cine e?

Bondu : Bondu.

Roncea : Aaa?

Bondu : Bondu, Ion Bondu.

Roncea : Nu inteleg.

Bondu : Ion Bondu.

Roncea : Stai numai putin.

Bondu : Da.

Roncea : Alo?

Bondu : Alo? Roncea?

Roncea : Cum?

Bondu : Roncea?

Roncea : Da?

Bondu : Bondu sunt, frigideru ia inghetat zambetul 2.

Roncea : Cum?

Bondu : Ascultama, concentreazate, ecoul ne-a invitat sa i numaram ecouale.

Roncea : Ia vino incoace tu ma.

Nevasta : Punemi aparatu la ureche.

Nevasta : Alo?

Bondu : Alo?

Nevasta : Da?

Bondu : Frigiderul ia inghetat zambetul doi, e urgent.

Nevasta : Dute draq, frigiderul ia inghetat zambetul , aa doi.

Roncea : Alo?

Bondu : Ecoul ne-a invitat sa-i numaram ecouale, concentreazate roncea.

Roncea : Aoleu, bai tampitule.

Bondu : Stejaru ia parevira pe cale florala, eu sunt.

Roncea : Cine, mircea nu?

Bondu : Da.

Roncea : Ashea.

Bondu : Turnu din pisa ia viagra la compensat la ciment

Roncea : Ce? Ce e asta mai?

Bondu : Roncea, raspundemi, scaunul de la cap se in pute maine.

Roncea : Mircea, tu esti?

Bondu : Da.

Roncea : Si ce ...

Bondu : Imparate...

Roncea : Si ce tot vorbesti ?

Bondu : Urzica rade in hohote si sangereaza cu spanac albastru, e urgent, concentreazate roncea.

Roncea : Bai ai inebunit?

Bondu : Roncea, concentreazate...

Rocea : Vorbesti.. ai inebunit, dute ma la balamuc.

Bondu : Pe bratu sulina l-am bandajat noi ieri.

Roncea : Dute ma... ce dreaq ai inceput sa vorbesti aiurea?

Bondu : La o frunza ii e frica..

Roncea : Ai inceput sa vorbesti aiurea wa?

Bondu : Si tremura de vant.

Nevasta : Mai mircea ma.

Roncea : De unde vorbesti tu de la balamuc sau de la nebuni?

Bondu : Mircea sunt eu.

Roncea : Aaa?

Bondu : Bondu

Roncea : Nu inteleg.

Bondu : Bondu, Ion Bondu... Hello!

Roncea : Cine?

Bondu : Bondu, Ion Bondu.

Roncea : Ehh..

Bondu : Bondu.

Roncea : Eh.. uite te inchid sa sti daca nu vorbesti calumea.

Bondu : Nu ma inchideti iara ! Nu ma inchideti iara !

Roncea : Ce ai ma? Bai ai devenit nebun?

Bondu : Mai mult decat atat.

Roncea : Aaa?

Bondu : Ihahaha

Roncea : Hai ca inchid ca am treaba.

Bondu : Nu inchide ! Nu Inchide.

Roncea : Alo?

Bondu : Alo? La o bunica ii e frica sa doarma singurica intre patru scandurica.

Roncea : Lasai si tu caini aia.

Bondu : Caini sunt ceacepar a fi... din nou.

 

The end.

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status: DND.nasc!

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Delete me ( here the post NR 9 )

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GuessWho tu ai vorbit serios? ca ai un hard de 80 de tera si ai toate filmele porno posibile?

Nu as avea motiv de ce sa mint,femeile din ziua de azi sunt FENOMENALE.

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From Quead Status:

In caz de al III-lea Razboi Mondial femeile ar primi pusti iar barbatii pustoaice.

Another(Status de b00$$$):

"Nu's la o tigare afara"

Asta ce vrea sa intelegem? Ca e la o tigare afara? Sau ca nu e la o tigare afara ? :))

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Delete me ( is me Post Nr 13 )

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Mhuu, am dat eu mass, si acum toata lumea este aici :)))

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ma scuzati de off topic... dar nu credeti tot ce se scrie... plictiseala duce la idei traznite.... cum e una din cele de mai sus... una si aceeasi persoana , conversatie in word.. :))

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Delete me ( Is me the Post NR 16 )

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Hahahahahaha :)))))))

On:

"lasa'ti draku commuri la noi la blog"

 

LE:

OMG GuessWho :X))))))))))))))))

Omg X( Nu am dat save la print :))

Omg :| am reusit pana la urma :|

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AdmCmd: GuessWho was banned by eXtr1ke, reason: Te iei de Sharp, te iei de mine.

Server close connection.

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care la ajutat sa modifice poza?,nu este corect,revin imediat cu poza,este fake!!!

nu mai ma joc.

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AdmCmd: GuessWho was banned by Mahasat, reason: aici totu e pe ochi frumosi asa ca go esti urat

Server close connection.

 

bye

 

 

scuze me... tu ai inceput nene.. nu iti place cand pici... ai grija nu mai injosi pe alti ca uite cum pici tu si te agiti ca pepsi si faci spume ca nesu... si fie ca a venit vorba.. despre ce era vorba... ( nu primeam pentru mine... pe mine nu ma ajuta cu nimic... ca imi propadeam timpu meu... daca iti dai seama la ce ma refer )

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AdmCmd: Mahasat was banned by eXtr1ke and Sharp, reason: Inteligentule :)))

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GuessWho in toata chestia asta noi am glumit,nu stiu ce ai inteles tu.

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Eu respect pe toti, dar nu suport prostia .. Tui mama ei de romana...

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"din toate BERILE din lume doar CONIACUL l'am ales fiindca am simtit ca el nu e pe interes :| "

:| original

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F#%king busy ( sau invers :| :| )

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